In a Tube...
So, I'd like to start out by greeting my guiltily lurking friend, Yankee. He called last night in a flurry of apologies and upset to confess that he had tracked down my site and had a nice stroll around. Please note this was after we spoke that afternoon about him not doing that. Ian fact, I explicitly asked him not to, when I found him googleing me up.
Second, I want scientist/developer extrordinaire VJ to tell all about the lovely new lobotomy in a tube. I am suggesting that this might be a great valentine's present for loved (but sometimes trying) ones. I am hoping it has the side affects of that anti-despressent prosicline (or something like that.) It induces women to orgasm when they yawn and sneeze. Thank you google and sexualrecords.com for that tidbit. If it has that side affect, I will not only administer it freely to DCS, but self medicate.
Gratitude:
1. The bridesmaid dresses aren't too bad (more on t hat story later.)
2. Good friends, even if I am mad at one for being a bad friend right now.
3. A seemingly endless capacity to accept faults and mistakes and disappointment from others.
3. Sock Monkeys
copyright Kc @ 1:52 PM
1 Comments:
KC, I can just smell trouble coming down that aisle, but I'll leave that item for another day. And it rarely pays to have friends you know in 'real life' stop by your blog.
In any case the 'lobotomy in a tube' is something I've been thinking of for the past 25 years or so. I think we've come awfully close with some of the psychotropics on the market today, (Prozac being the most famous of these), but we'll need something longer lasting and permanent to really make it a hot selling item on the consumer market. I think it would sell like hotcakes, and especially to those S.O.'s wanting to administer it surreptitiously to their BF's/Husbands/paramours/GF/wives. But no, since the first medical lobotomies went out of fashion in the mid 60's, there's really been no substitute. And the Jim Brady approach might land you in jail too, as will the 'ice pick'/'pithing' methods.
But I like the sounds of progress on the thesis. That sounds impressive. Me, I'd make a pitch for getting off the tracks when an oncoming train is bearing down on you when you're not exactly sure you want to ride, but perhaps other tansplanted Yankees have some insights here. But I'll send you a sample of the 'toothpaste' if I ever develop it. Hell byt the time I think of some of these things they're patented a few years later usually! Cheers & Good Luck! 'VJ'
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