Remember the California Condor project?

So I was lunching with my colleague, Hawaii (see everyone has codenames now!), and her NSF intern friend. Let me set the stage: Chipotles, almost done eating we notice the manager snarking at an employee in the kitchen, she emerges with a newborn. All at the table do an "Ewww...baby in the kitchen."

NSF intern then busts out with:

"Babies are so ugly. If I had a baby, it would have to be raised by handpuppets."